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So we've been informed that our department's entire senior staff is expected to serve the fancy holiday lunch that we're having for our christmas party on Wednesday. (This would be the lunch that offered a choice of three entrees that include turkey, pork, or pork, and stuffing with bacon, thus completely alienating the vegetarians and largely alienating any kosher Jews or Muslims in the building.) Not only are we supposed to serve, we're supposed to dress to serve. We have a choice of stupid elf and reindeer aprons with headgear, or we can "dress festively" in red or green. Jennifer offered to dye her hair red. I've informed TPTB that the closest to "festive colors" I will get is gold.

I am so ready for this season to be over.

Date: 2004-12-21 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ktbee.livejournal.com
What's the difference between pork, or pork?

Date: 2004-12-21 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mslulu.livejournal.com
ham or roast pork loin, I think.
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Date: 2004-12-21 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mslulu.livejournal.com
The only point in their favor that the party is on their time, not ours.

Date: 2004-12-21 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katz170.livejournal.com
I would pay some serious cash to see you in reindeer antlers. :D

Date: 2004-12-21 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mslulu.livejournal.com
You don't have enough cash for that.

Date: 2004-12-22 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] serenica69.livejournal.com
I laughed so hard I almost choked.

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