Disturbed

May. 22nd, 2009 02:53 pm
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There's an ad running on the TV today... for GOD!

"Do you need God? Call 1-800-NEED-HIM"

With a musical jingle.

It's just..odd.

Date: 2009-05-22 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drkaos.livejournal.com

Riiiing....


Riiiiing.....


Riiiiiinnng....


Riiii (*BEEP*)


"Hi, this is the almighty. Look, I know I've not been around in a while, but if you leave a message after the beep, I'll try to get back to you when I return. Hey, it can't be any less effective than prayer..."

(BEEEP!)

"Answering machine full. Sorry."

*click*

Date: 2009-05-23 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darness.livejournal.com
did you call?? you must call!!

PS - I havea funny story for you. I was in Chicago this week on business and went out to dinner my last night there with an old co-worker. She took me to this wine bar/restaurant, and they had this little room with all sorts of wine and other gift items you could buy. I bought two bottles of this gourmet salsa because it was SO GOOD. I packed it up in a towel and brought it home in my suitcase.

When I got home, on a whim I googled it to see if there was somewhere local I could buy the salsa in the future. It's apparently sold at just one place in town.

Frasinetti's.

Sweeeet. :)

Date: 2009-05-23 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elisandra.livejournal.com
How do you train someone to answer phone calls on behalf of God?

My brain hurts.

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