No! I don't read that dreck! Never!

I realize I'm setting myself up for much ridicule by admitting that I read romance novels, but this cracks me up. It's from the jacket description of Johanna Lindsey's new release, The Pursuit:

It was to be a grand adventure for Melissa MacGregor - an escape from the wilds of her Scottish home into the whirl of the London social season, and far from the stifling protectiveness of her mother's sixteen strapping, somewhat bumbling brothers, six of whom are named Ian.