Simple thoughts

Happiness Is
by The Violent Femmes

I don't know what one means by happy
I'm happy spasmodically
If I eat a box of chocolate turtles, I'm happy
When the box is empty, I'm unhappy
When I get another box
I'm happy again
Happiness is a word for amateurs

SoundByte of the Day

Reporter to Bill Clinton: What would you do if you were President at this time?

Clinton: The important thing is that I'm not the President.