I am a valuable employee.

[mslulu]

BossLady approaches my cubicle in a hurry. "I have a very important question."

My mind spins at what wonderful new technical problem has surfaced and with which system. Surely there's some policy that needs an educated opinion.

She's holding a fluffy green scarf. I should have seen it coming but, then again, how could anyone see this one coming:

"You know at the San Francisco Aquarium, in the tide pools? What's the creature there that looks kind of like this and feels like this and it's squishy like this?"

Comments

[ciarhwyfar.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a sea cucumber.

I don't want to know why she would need to know what that was at that moment.

[mslulu.livejournal.com]

Yep, Sea Cucumber. That's what we eventually decided after I tossed it out as a possibility and googled an image for her.

[mslulu.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, this is very much a Dilbert kind of place.

[serenica69.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAH

[zevblue.livejournal.com]

C'est bizzare!!!! WOW, I don't even know where to begin to address THAT one. Well, at least she's not asking you to help her buy a present for someone at Good Vibrations - right?

[mslulu.livejournal.com]

But I'd be far better equipped to help with that problem!