mslulu | (no subject)

Oh, but for simply an ice pick to drive through my brain.

... to see if you lived through the day ...

... rummages in a drawer ....

Here! I recommend through the ear.

I'd have recommended from the base of the skull in the back, going up ... but that might be a little hard to reach by yourself.

Yeah, I think I'll have to do the ear. Easiest to reach on my own, without that sheer ick factor of going in through the eyes.

Or up the nasal cavity

A thousand thanks to you, sir!