Something's not right in my brain

[mslulu]

There's this character at work, Wilson. Wilson is a brown paper bag with a blue handprint face and hair made from shredding the top of the bag... like Wilson from Castaway only a bag instead of a volleyball. Wilson belongs to Dave and Nina. He's been living at Dave's desk for a while, but Dave thought he needed to come stay with Nina for a while. So now, he's sitting on the wall between mine and Nina's cubicles. Looking at me. I can see him in my peripheral vision, but just barely. Since I don't have a full view, my brain is filling in the blanks and telling me what I'm seeing.

Something got lost in the translation and I keep thinking I'm seeing Ru Paul.